I stopped a giant UPS truck trying to navigate into my narrow gravel driveway today as I got home. I offered to take the packages and save him the trip down my driveway, which has to be tricky in those boxy trucks. he said thanks, “your yard is scary, I always wonder if I’m going to get my ass bit.” I said yea, the driveway is narrow. He said “no, it’s the creepy woods.”
I guess my Blair witch holiday ornaments aren’t a hit this year.
