Size isn't everything, but it is something

Upon reflection, I realized I've internalized the fashion industry sizing and need to revise my present assumptions -

• Size 0 - nothing to see here, move along
• Size 2 - I was this size for about 2 weeks before my 12th birthday when I didn't have boobs.
• Size 4 - double cheeseburger time.
• Size 6 - What about going vegetarian? Aren't vegetarians skinny?
  
• Size 8 - Do those body wraps work? Can you get one every day?
  
• Size 10 - Double digits? Time for some sit-ups.
• Size 12 - Garçon, Lettuce and water with a side of lime, please. Do you have diet, fat-free water?
  
• Size 14 - Warning! Warning! Approaching no-man's lad
  
• Size 16 - just give up. Wear a snuggie all day and stay home.

Post-script:

• Plus-Size Magazine Claims Models 'Meet The Physical Criteria For Anorexia' [Weighty Matters] (jezebel.com)
• Thanks @JoshStrohl and Karen for raising the issue.