Upon reflection, I realized I've internalized the fashion industry sizing and need to revise my present assumptions -
- Size 0 - nothing to see here, move along
- Size 2 - I was this size for about 2 weeks before my 12th birthday when I didn't have boobs.
- Size 4 - double cheeseburger time.
- Size 6 - What about going vegetarian? Aren't vegetarians skinny?
- Size 8 - Do those body wraps work? Can you get one every day?
- Size 10 - Double digits? Time for some sit-ups.
- Size 12 - Garçon, Lettuce and water with a side of lime, please. Do you have diet, fat-free water?
- Size 14 - Warning! Warning! Approaching no-man's lad
- Size 16 - just give up. Wear a snuggie all day and stay home.
